Since April, Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation) has been part of a recurring segment on Conan called “Nick Offerman from Parks and Recreation Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities.” So simple, yet so brilliant.
During this time we’ve seen him take breaks from woodworking in his shop to deadpan the light, frivolous tweets of young starlets a couple times already (here and here). Now he’s back to muse about red Chloe boots, cats in bike baskets, and other very important topics.
This time around, Conan O’Brien raised a pertinent question: “What the hell is he building, by the way?” Sidekick Andy Richter didn’t have the answer, but he did point out, “It’s very easy to interrupt him, though.” It must not be very urgent, considering all the Twitter breaks. Probably just a bobblehead or something.
God bless us, everyone.