For anyone who is a runner — or even if you’re not — you’re probably full aware of the tedium that comes with running miles upon miles for the sake of fitness, or something. (Even I don’t know why I do what I do.) Some of my runner friends get motivated with meticulously planned playlists or even GPS apps that simulate zombies chasing you, but I’ve never found anything that really works for me. Until now, that is. Copywriter Claire Wyckoff started a tumblr called Running Drawing, in which she posts pictures that she “draws” using her Nike+ app. SPOILER ALERT, most of them are of dicks.
Here’s a sampling of her artwork:
Occasionally she strays from drawing dicks, such as with this inspired masterpiece:
I’m partial to Runkeeper myself, although any basic GPS running app will do. Think about it: The possibilities are endless. Dick 5Ks? Cock and Balls Half Marathons? PENIS-SHAPED MEDALS? As both a runner and purveyor of fine dick humor, my head is absolutely spinning with the possibilities.
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That middle finger and 3.16 miles is a tribute to Stone Cold Steve Austin, right? Right?
YES!
a stone cold stunner for any of those who disagree
“Way to run it. How did you feel?” used to be my first question to a lady after sexy time.
I think the second one needs some lube, looks to be getting a little hot at the tip.
Are the other ones minecraft dicks or something? I appreciate her attention to detail though, adding pubes and semen and whatnot.
Finally, fuck whoever sells the sidescreen ads and pop to new pages. Ads like that are the devil.
I’d like to see a 6.2 mile vagina, personally.
The Corgi is more impressive.
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Not a dick – something a bit nicer ;) that my friends in Austria did
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Hey – it gets attention, helps her stay healthy and provides amusement – win-win-win. Now if she could also find a way to get across the message that men need to actually pay more attention to the health of their tools at the same time. Seriously, guys: use a quality penis health crème to deliver vital amino acids to your tools.