According to Yahoo! Answers, when I googled “what noise does a goat make,” goats are supposed to make “bahhhinh” or “maaaing” noises. That’s not the noise this goat makes. I don’t know what the hell noise this is, but it’s the weirdest noise I’ve heard since live-tweeting my next-door neighbor having very loud sex. Or maybe this goat is just like the Donald Trump of goats? All I know is that these are some weird-ass noises for a goat to be making.