Listen To This Officer Rant About A Reporter’s ‘Giant F*cking’ Chest In An Unintentional Voicemail

There’s nothing quite as revealing as a voicemail that doesn’t end when one party forgets they’re still on the line. In this case, a Colorado police officer left a polite message for a journalist and neglected to sever the connection before rambling about her body. La Plata County Sheriff Deputy Sergeant Zach Farnam let his inner frat boy hang out in this unintentional missive about Chase Olivarius-McAllister, a British-American reporter.

After the botched hangup, Farnam (who must be a real prize) began speaking to a third party in the background: “My wife worked at the Herald. She f*cking hated that b*tch.” An unidentified officer asked, “She hot?” Farnam hedged, “Not hot. I mean, she’s got an OK body. I mean …” Unidentified officer tossed out, “Giant boobs.” Farnam confirmed, “F*cking giant, dude. I mean, not like quadruple Ds or anything. But at least a solid set of Ds, probably double Ds.”

The unidentified officer hypothesized that British women have large chests because of “that UK fish and chips. How they’re grown over there.” Then came a comment about how Brits have “f*cked up teeth,” to which Farnam replies, “I didn’t look at her teeth. But she doesn’t have like a real pretty face at all.” The onslaught continued until someone else finally said, “I don’t know why you have to be so hard on her.”

Olivarius-McAllister (shown here) is a perfectly lovely woman, who certainly doesn’t need to deal with such nonsense from a lawman. She told Jezebel how she didn’t listen to the entire recording at first, but her (male) city editor caught the whole thing. He disgustedly remarked, “These people are very opinionated about your body.” Olivarius-McAllister admitted, “I thought he was joking. I listened to it and felt just utterly appalled.”

Farnam’s wife must surely be thrilled at how he included her in the conversation.

Olivarius-McAllister expressed her thoughts on Twitter, and her followers responded.

(Via Jezebel & New York Daily News)

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