Every off-season, we can count on Tom Brady being photographed looking ridiculous while enjoying his perfect, idyllic life of opulence. Already this year, we have him screeching at the Kentucky Derby, being sad about his beloved Yankees and driving a quad on the beach with his barely secured newborn.
And now, we get his derpface while riding the Tower of Terror at Disneyland. Stupid photographer, spare us the perfectly cropped picture of Gisele finding the camera at just the right moment. We need to laugh at Brady. It’s worth noting that the Tower of Terror is an excellent ride and a nice means of distraction when your entire receiving corps is either undergoing 10 surgeries or getting thrown in jail.