New ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Season 2 Trailer Needs More Pornstache

04.18.14 4 years ago 6 Comments



Words by Alec Bojalad

Netflix’s real signature show (with apologies to Senator/Vice President Frank Underwood) Orange Is The New Black, has offered its first look at season two in a new trailer.

Honestly, if you’ve seen any TV trailer within the past five years you already know that it’s just a bunch of snappy quips set to a Black Keys knock-off indie song you won’t have the energy to Google. But still…Orange is the New Black has some mighty fine snappy quips.

Come for Piper being a wet blanket and stay for Crazy Eyes piloting a carpet cleaner into a power outlet.

We also get our first look “Vee” (Lorraine Troussant) who is an old enemy of Red. I can almost see the “Team Vee” and “Team Red” shirts at Hot Topic now.

Sadly, there are only fleeting glimpses of Laura Prepon’s Alex Vause (whose episode count for season two is still unknown) and Pornstache. If you’re going to hire Nicky Sobotka from The Wire to play a character known as “Pornstache,” Netflix, make sure he’s all over the marketing materials. That’s what’s known in the business as a home run.

Season two of Orange Is The New Black debuts on June 6, with all the episodes debuting at once true to Netflix’s binge-watching mission.

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