I’m not sure how the hell it took a full month for the female answer to the Tennessee attorney’s viral “Hot/Crazy” matrix video guide to women to hit the internet, but the quality of this “Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix” by Titnacious (YUP) is so high I’m more than OK with it.
You should watch immediately, but in case you’re looking for a sales pitch, highlights include:
- The supplemental money draft
- “Fun Zone” descriptions
- “Any guy who reads Elite Daily.”
- The inevitable Ryan Gosling mention
- And of course, “The Lesbian Zone”
Well played, ladies. Well played. /please no one break to me where I fall in the matrix