Until I heard them coming from the mouth of Overly Attached Girlfriend, I never noticed how many of Taylor Swift’s lyrics read like creepy hostage notes. “You took the time to memorize me: my fears, my hopes, and dreams.” “I just wanna know you better, know you better, know you better now.” “In my dreams you’re touching my face.” Parents, don’t let your kids grow up to be characters from a Taylor Swift song, or Taylor Swift, or Overly Attached Girlfriend, or, really, just don’t have kids. One of them could be the next T-Swift. Can’t take that chance.
