Parents, Lock Up Your Medicine Cabinets: Justin Bieber Is Addicted To Sizzurp

Senior Pop Culture Editor
01.18.14 13 Comments

Won’t somebody think of the children(‘s couch medicine)? The always-reliable TMZ reports that Justin Bieber is not only addicted to life, he’s also hooked on sizzurp. For those who haven’t listened to “Sippin’ on Some Syrup,” or hung out with Lil Wayne, “sizzurp” is codeine and promethazine mixed with fruit-flavored soda and Jolly Rancher.

Worst of all, it’s not even diet fruit-flavored soda!

Multiple credible, connected sources tell us…Bieber has been using sizzurp regularly…Bieber and his crew refer to it as “lean.” It’s a very dangerous narcotic that can trigger seizures, and even worse.

But that’s not the only drug Bieber is using. We’re told he’s been taking lots of prescription pills, including Xanax, in addition to lots of alcohol and weed. (Via)

What about cocaine?

Our sources insist he does NOT do cocaine and has never done it in his life. (Via)

Phew. I can sleep easy tonight, when I’m passed out in a fizzy puddle of purple drank.

Banner via Getty Image, via TMZ

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