Pat Robertson Is Worried That Gays Will Make Good Christians Start Having Butt Sex

Has anyone checked in to see what Pat Robertson thinks about the Religious Freedom Act and the whole Indiana pizza place refusing to cater gay weddings thing yet? Thank goodness because we haven’t fully explored a civil rights issue until Robertson has his say.

According to the 700 Club host, if we give the gays their pizza and wedding cake, they’re going to make good Christians conform to their deviant ways, and before you know it, everybody’s going to be indoctrinated into homosexuality and having anal sex with each other.

(Uhhh… I hate to break this to him.)

You’re going to say you like anal sex, you like oral sex, you like bestiality. You like anything that you can think of, whatever it is. And sooner or later, you’re going to have to conform your religious beliefs to the group of some abhorrent thing. It won’t stop at homosexuality.

Ignoring the part about bestiality, does this mean that Robertson has never gotten a beej in his entire life? This explains so much. Nobody, gays included, are trying to “force” anyone do anything they don’t want to, but I think we could all benefit if Robertson would blow off some steam now and then.

Via Huffington Post

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