A New Jersey Woman Pleads Guilty To Manslaughter In A Penis-Enlargement Gone Wrong

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Many men are insecure about the size of their penis, despite the fact that they’re probably stressing over nothing, because both studies published and women surveyed for the most part have determined that no, it’s really not that big of a deal. But for men who are unsatisfied with their penis size, it might be better to just deal with it — or maybe invest in other, uh, “talents” — because no pill, pump, or injection is going to change your lot in life.

Tragically, one New Jersey man learned this lesson the hard way, when he was killed by a shot of silicone to his penis in the hope of enlarging it. Kasia Rivera, 38, of East Orange, New Jersey pleaded guilty to manslaughter charges Tuesday for administering the shot that killed 22-year-old Justin Street in her home in 2011.

Authorities have said Rivera injected silicone into Street’s penis when he visited her home on Glenwood Avenue in East Orange. The injection shot directly into Street’s bloodstream, shutting down his organs, and he died as a result the following day, authorities said.

A medical examiner later determined Street died from a silicone embolism, and his death was ruled a homicide, authorities said.

Rivera will be sentenced on October 19, and prosecutors have agreed to recommend a five-year sentence in exchange for her guilty plea to reckless manslaughter; although it’s possible that she might also be deported to her native Jamaica.

Not that anyone should need a lesson why you shouldn’t let some lady inject something into your penis in, like, the living room of her house, but here it is. Take it for what it’s worth and, for God’s sake, appreciate your wang because it’s the only one you’ve got.

(Via NJ.com)

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