Porn stars have so much to teach us, the non-porn stars. They’re not prostitutes, enjoy watching themselves, and staying erect is ironically hard work, although you already knew that. Today’s TILFPS (Things I Learned From Porn Stars) comes from Simple Pickup, which asked some female adult film stars to share their best oral sex advice. We should all feel enlightened because we now know you’re supposed to pretend you’re a “clown at a carnival game… make your mouth as big as possible,” and also that porn stars LOVE Popsicles.
Two at a time, even.
(Via BuzzFeed)