Purple Jesus Produces A Second Coming In My Pants

11.04.07 10 years ago 19 Comments

Reader Gavin B. writes:

I nominate the following name changes:

Adrian Peterson is no longer Purple Jesus, he’s just plain old Jesus.

Jesus (the “son of God” Jesus) is now to be called “Carpenter Jesus.”

Make it so.

Works for me. Hey Childress, this is what happens when you let the best player on your team play more than 40% of the snaps. Fucking dumbfuck.

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