Are you still using your hands to put on your pants? If so, WHY? As this acrobatic young Chinese fellow — who goes by “Now” on YouTube and Facebook — demonstrates, the pants-wearing game has changed and phalangeal grips are no longer necessary. Simply adopt his majestic method and you’ll be free to saw your arms off at the wrists, finally freeing yourself from the oppressive shackles of your stupid useless hands forever.
As you can see, his technique works with even the tightest pants imaginable, and it’s most effective when performed to a soundtrack that would make Gob Bluth weep with pride. It’s… it’s beautiful.