Ryan Seacrest’s Look Of Total Confusion Over Not Knowing What A ‘Flogger’ Is

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Ryan Seacrest caught up with Dakota Johnson on the E! Live from the Red Carpet Academy Awards pre-show, and if you needed any additional proof that Ryan Seacrest is a robot — behold his reaction when Johnson tells him that she kept a “flogger” from the set of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Dammit, Ryan Seacrest. You are a 40-ass-year-old man. If you don’t know anything about the basics of kinky sex then you should probably avoid the topic of, oh, the kinky sex movie on live television. My 95-year-old grandmother who doesn’t know what “a Twitter” is would have probably looked less confused.

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