01.05.10 8 years ago 67 Comments

Yeah, Jack! Yeah, it’s official! WE GOT COOCH SHANAHAN! That’s right! The Mastermind! Noo, it just happened TODEE! They just hired him todee! I’m not lying! Would I lie to you with the basketball jersey on? WE’RE TALKIN’ SKINS HERE!

Well, if I were you, I’d cancel our golfing trip to Hilton Head this year. We’re gonna have to start getting riddy for Super Bowl Sundee 2011! WE GOT COOCH MASTERMIND! I haven’t been this excited since I got a table at Cheesecake Factory with only a 20-minute wait! SEE YOU AT CHURCH!

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