See If You Can Pinpoint The Exact Moment That Sarah Palin’s Brain Stops Working In This Clip

I don’t normally condone picking on Sarah Palin because I honestly don’t see the point. There’s nothing to gain, nothing to lose, there’s just nothing of substance at all. But then every now and then she comes along with a clip like this and I am forced to bring my concerns to the public and talk about them for a bit.

This is a clip from Palin’s brand new channel, something that people pay actual money to watch, and it revolves around her responses to Elizabeth Warren’s 11 Commandments of Progressivism. Specifically the one about fast-food workers getting a livable wage. Here’s the transcript via Christopher Foxx at The Daily Banter:

“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha.

Well, we believe an America where minimum wage jobs they’re not lifetime gigs they’re stepping stone”

You can say this was taken out of context or that we’re not getting the full picture. I will agree with you. But these are words that came out of Sarah Palin’s mouth and she believed they sounded well formed.

I don’t believe this is a person you want advocating for your cause, no matter your political affiliation. She has ceased to operate at an efficient level and should be brought in for reprogramming. Send out the diamond dogs, take her off the air, refund the annual $100 fee, and let’s forget this ever happened.

(Via Bob Cesca / Sarah Palin Channel / Daily Banter / Wonkette)

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