We Want To Party At A Serbian Rave With This Cool Serbian Rave Guy

(The following is the transcript of a conversation we fully believe took place recently somewhere in Serbia. Insert your own comically terrible Serbian accent.)

Cool Serbian Rave Guy Wannabe: Bro, you’re going to the Exit Festival in Vojvodina, right?

Cool Serbian Rave Guy: Yes. Of course.

Cool Serbian Rave Guy Wannabe: Me too, man. Been working on my moves. You got any new stuff you breaking out?

Cool Serbian Rave Guy: Yes. Of course.

Cool Serbian Rave Guy Wannabe: Well let’s see some of them, man.

Cool Serbian Rave Guy: I have one move. Nothing else is needed. It will melt the faces of the men and will make every lady’s Winnie the Poon swell with sweet, sweet honey.

Cool Serbian Rave Guy Wannabe: Show it to me, bro. I need to see this.

Cool Serbian Rave Guy: (Starts flipping his hand hypnotically)

Cool Serbian Rave Guy Wannabe: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!! (Face Melts)

The end.

(Reddit via Death & Taxes)

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