‘Sh*t Wookiees Say’ Is The Definitive Sh*t Said By Someone

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01.06.12 4 Comments

First came “Sh-t Girls Say“, which I ignored because guys trying to tell me universal truths about women — as if they’re some monolithic hive mind — usually ends with somebody getting roofied (I’m developing a tolerance to being roofied, but this is getting ridiculous). “Sh-t Girls Say” was followed by “Sh-t Gay Guys Say“, but I’ve only said like 90% of that, 95% tops. Then there was the inevitable “Sh-t Black Girls Say” and the response, “Sh-t White Girls Say To Black Girls“.

Now the definitive “Sh-t ___ Say” has arrived in the form of “Sh-t Wookiees Say”, proving once and for all that it isn’t what you say, but the swag with which you say it,

Damn, he’s smooth.

[H/T: BioTV, PictureIsUnrelated, HappyToast, ONTD]

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When not writing for Uproxx, Caleb likes to volunteer at the legless cat shelter and photoshop the Babadook into all of his family photos. He once resolved the question “To be or not to be?” through the clever use of General Semantics. Your mom thinks you could be more like him if you only applied yourself.

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