Someone Made A Rap Song About Ron Swanson

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01.25.12 3 Comments

Some things are too important to wait until the morning to post. This is one of those things.

…And he’s drunk on Snake Juice dancing wild with a tiny little hat on his head,
a libertarian he-ro because he wants ze-ro budget appropriations.

You can’t faze him,
RON F*CKING SWANSON,
YOU can’t stop him,
RON F*CKING SWANSON,
Indiana’s favorite,
RON F*CKING SWANSON,
Boss of all bosses,
RON F*CKING SWANSON.

Hey yo rest in peace Little Sebastian man you know that we miss you,
what else could make Ron F*cking Swanson cry gonna need a tissue…

Respect, Adam Warrock. Respect. The full song is after the jump.

(Thanks for the heads up, @gleboff)

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Brett has been a New York Times contributing writer, a national affairs reporter for Yahoo! News, and a writer/editor at Gawker Media. Brett has also written for Esquire, Yahoo! Sports, Deadspin, Complex, Gourmet, Hazlitt, Animal, Gambit, and Dealbreaker.

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