A St. Patrick’s Day segment on WGN went completely sideways over the weekend when a woman, for some reason, took a grinder to her lady parts. The reporter on scene had no clue what was going on beforehand saying, “I’m not entirely sure what it is but it involves a power tool.”
Um sir, there’s a large piece of metal strapped around her nether regions. What did you think was going to happen?
If you listen closely in this Vine you can hear WGN’s anchor telling them to cut away. But nah, too late. She had already gone spread eagle in front of the kids.
Won’t someone please think of the children?
Look at little Timmy in the background you guys. Kid just learned a whole lot about life (and the birds and the bees) today.