This Is Not A Think Piece About TerRio

01.28.14 4 years ago 55 Comments

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Just you wait. Just you f****** wait until CNN or Fox News finds out TerRio exists.

Hell, just wait until Salon or Ebony finds out about him. We’re going to get all sorts of think pieces about how irresponsible everyone involved with him are. How it’s unconscionable for there to be party flyers for a kid who’s somewhere between the age of six or 38 to attend at midnight. How he’s morbidly obese. How nobody knows if he’s being homeschooled or not.

So, here, I’m going to save you 1,000 words that are coming your way in a few months from everyone with a computer: f*** this whole TerRio situation. Everyone promoting this is going to hell. I hate you all. F*** you to death.

The end.

This has been a non-think piece about TerRio. Go forth and enjoy your day. And eat a carrot.

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