On this week’s episode of The Bachelor, 25-year-old finalist Raven Gates from Hoxie, Arkansas, shocked both the world and bachelor Nick Viall when she admitted, shortly after being invited into the Fantasy Suite (a.k.a. “Bonetown”), that she had only ever slept with one other person and had (gasp!!) never experienced an orgasm. Despite Raven’s shocking admission regarding her lack of experience, Nick — whose sexual conquests have, uh, not gone undocumented (without getting into details, literally one of this season’s contestants had already gone to Bonetown with Nick before) — he proceeded into the fantasy suite with her anyway.
While it’s still a mystery whether or not Raven was able to finally learn the elusive ways of the orgasm with Nick’s help, many of us remain skeptical. That’s why one woman, writer April Lavalle even went so far to start a GoFundMe campaign in an attempt to raise $60 to buy Raven a Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator.
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Sadly, GoFundMe did indeed delete the campaign (because apparently it’s A-OK to start a GoFundMe to remove a “420” tattoo off your dang forehead but not give a woman the gift of an orgasm), but here’s what the listing originally said:
Raven, don’t rely on some dude to give you your first orgasm. Knowing what you like and what makes you cum will make your future sexual experiences with men (or women, I don’t know your life) more positive. You first have to understand what you like and want in bed before you can expect others to do it for you. So, to put it bluntly, you need to masturbate, Raven. Flick the bean. Low-five yourself. Sing Slip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah.A lot. DIY, trial and error style. Turn on the Magic Mike XXL Trailer and do what you gotta do, girl.
Oh well. There’s always Bachelor in Paradise, if Raven doesn’t end up winning Nick’s heart, of course. It may not be an orgasm, but she’ll probably catch something there.
(Via Us Weekly)