All the fans of bullets and bad accents should gather around now. The Expendables 2‘s first official trailer is live and it looks all kinds of Mountain Dew extreme. Featuring Sly Stallone and a collection of washed-up action heroes (Dolph Lungren! Jean-Claude Van Damme! Arnold!), the sequel to the 2010 hit looks to up the ante, as is evident by Stallone flying an airplane through a tunnel at the trailer’s conclusion. That guy never did play the rules.
In all seriousness, there was primitive charm about the original. Maybe it was Terry Crews taking out 50 enemies with a mini-gun or perhaps it was the cartoonishly transparent plot, but The Expendables was perfectly-executed summer pulp. Look for the sequel to follow suit when it drops August 17th.