Just in case you were worried that the Fifty Shades of Grey movie wasn’t going to make enough money to buy the world’s supply of horny middle aged women-themed wine because clearly no one has ever heard of this book series that’s sold 100 million copies, Beyoncé went ahead and dropped a teaser trailer for a trailer that’s coming out on Thursday on her Instagram. There’s no Dakota Johnson, but you can hear a reworked version of Bey’s 2003 hit “Crazy In Love,” including a very long, very sexual sigh.
I would’ve gone for a long fart noise instead, but hey, I’m a romantic.
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