This will be our only year-end list. Enjoy.
Jesus, that No. 1 is downright scary.
I wonder if he is one of those lizard people and that shot captured him in one of the rare instances with his guard down. He’s thinking … “Yes, I have fooled the humans.”
The truth comes out when the cap comes off.
“And now, a nice live rat for lunch.”
It’s like he’s trying to imitate what he thinks joy feels like.
He had to be exhausted after the outpouring of emotion displayed in that photo.
“and the award for most boring man goes to Jim Caldwell, enjoy this game used helmet, sir.”
“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.”
THAT is dynamism deserving of the #1 spot!
There’s that episode of The Twilight Zone where a bunch of people are in the diner and one of them is a Martian. Then it turns out that the soda jerk is Venusian and lifts his hat to reveal a third eye. You have room to photoshop a third eye.
Aw, God damn it, I have crappy 90s music in my head.
In the last one, he’s practically Friling
Brooklyn 99 must have used him as a model for Capt. Holt.
That is spot on. Completely agree.
There is no emoticon for what Jim Caldwell is feeling!
New game: Select your Mount Rushmore of immovable objects, including Jim Caldwell’s facial expressions.
Jim’s Expressions, Mike Brown’s Wallet, The Red-Hot Poker Up Jim Harbaugh’s Anus and the Buffalo Bills.
He’s Mr. Spock to Jim Harbaugh’s Dr. McCoy.
To Rob Ryan’s Harry Mudd.
To Jay Cutler’s Gary Seven’s Cat
/who is apparently named Isis
“I’m Detroit Lions head coach Jim Caldwell, and I can’t keep up this pace much longer.”
Maybe he is being piloted by those tiny aliens from Men In Black.
Tony Sparano’s football would like a word.
That word is “.”
And they said the plot to Mannequin was unrealistic.
There is something to be said for consistency. As frightening as those faces may be.
I wouldn’t play poker with him.
Q: But what would have been Caldwell’s expressions had he been saddled with the Titans job?
A: #1 – #10
You know what? As soon as I saw the article I knew what it was going to be. And it was still funny as hell.
He’s obviously scared in #6
That cat looks scared. That cat should not be eating spaghetti.
Anyone have that picture of Caldwell and that cat with matching headsets?
Oops! Just now saw it below.
This. I like this, too.
This was on the internets.
At least when he eventually gets fired he can fall back on his acting career of fighting William Shatner in the desert.
It’s like the Tony Dungy coaching tree are a bunch of joyless automatons. No wonder he had so much success with Peyton in Indy…
You forgot his “Stares off in distance with pensive look” expression.
#6 is obviously underrated. Jim Caldwell is not pleased (See # 9 for his reaction)
Even the Rex death stare couldn’t shake Ole Jim. Stone cold pokerface.
i miss his kitty cat days
That picture is a classic.
Concerned Caldwell is Concerned Akshually.
Just in case that racists guy strolls through here, I offer #11.
I don’t see what the President has to do with this.
King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!
That’s clearly Cheech Marin. Note the moustache.
Whoa, Dave, big fan, can you do an “I’m Rick James bitch” real quick?
I wish he’d do Demolition Man 2.
The Dungy Hive Mind
Jeffrey Tambor is disturbed.
It’s just that he can see the brain slugs.
#1 isn’t a smile, he’s just trying to quietly rip a fart.
I waiting for the day someone tries autopsy Jim Caldwell in the sidelines.
Step aside, Lon Chaney, this is the new man of 1000 faces
I think he’s just happy “Being There”
This isn’t the face of a man who looks like he LOVES THE GAME OF NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOOTBALL. If the Lions don’t make the Super Bowl, can we blame Caldwell for his look of Dooooonnnn’ttttt Caaaarrrreeee?
Whoa, #1, get a room.
I’m still surprised you managed to find 10 expressions, Ape. I would have given up at, I don’t know, 2.
I can’t capture gifs but there was a moment at the end of last week’s game where the Lions made a big stop in the last minute and Caldwell gave a wildly enthusiastic and trimuphant arm pump without his face changing at all
Love that skimpy Prince-style mustache.
#3 makes me feel…confused. And kind of warm and tingly in weird places. The passion and the intensity….is it hot in here?
#1 looks like the Rob Ford press conference stare.
They all look alike.