The TSA Will Make Sure You Know That They Know About The Vibrator In Your Bag

Going on a trip, Sparky? Wondering if you can stand the separation from your trusty, beloved Superduper Turbo Squirt-Rabbit 9000? Well just know that, if you take it with you, TSA agents will see it, right? And now they’re leaving notes in bags to let travelers know that they saw exactly what you use to get off in your alone time.

Yes, feminist writer and attorney Jill Filipovic tweeted earlier that she found the note above — the TSA’s standard “just so you know…we rummaged through your stuff” note — with a little something extra attached: “GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL” scribbled along the side of the note.

The rather adorable Filipovic told Boing Boing that the personal item in question was a standard issue $15 silver bullet and she wrote on her blog Feministe that she “died laughing in my hotel room” after finding the note.

At the risk of sounding like a sexist pig, I would’ve expected a feminist writer and attorney to have sexual aids far more advanced than the silver bullet (as I imagine Rihanna also has), which is typically every girl’s first vibrator — maybe something with with multiple dongs for self-DPing or something? Or maybe that’s just a sick fantasy of mine. Yeah, that’s probably the case.

(Jill Filipovic pic via Flickr)

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