Next time you think you can hit a home run, or kick an extra point, or make a free throw, you can’t. You’ll end up looking like this poor SOB at the UCI Mountain Bike World Cup in Cairns, Australia.
The pro rider, Adam Brayton, crashed further up the track fairly hard and couldn’t finish his run so this bloke volunteered to take his bike back to the pits. Instead of pushing back up the steep, stupidly muddy track he decided to ride it to the bottom (as per usual with this sort of situation at state/national level). Most likely drunk (like most other spectators this far into the day) and encouraged by the crowd, he tried to show off/ride fast and binned the fuck out of it. (Via)
The ultimate fan fail.