It’s hard out there for a guy who wants to help a small animal but is afraid to, just in case “someone” happens to record his interaction with the potentially poisoned fuzzball, y’know? Also, it’s Alanis Morissette-level ironic that something SO 2014 was published in a newspaper.
This Newspaper Sheriff’s Report Is The Ultimate First World Problem
Senior Pop Culture Editor
04.26.14 12 Comments