You’ll Never Need To Leave Your House Again, Thanks To This New Lifelike ‘Twerking Butt’

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The erotic innovators at Pornhub have done it again! And by “it,” I mean this new Twerking Butt sex toy, which comes with a VR headset and promises to be “the ultimate in cybersexual pleasure.” Taco Bell delivery, and now this? What amazing times we live in.

Features of the multiple Twerking Butt include multiple twerking patterns, customizable rhythms, massage speeds, sensual vibration, and simulated body heat. It comes in two versions, the “classic” for the introductory special price (for one week only) of $499 and the “deluxe” for $799. However, this is where I have to call a bit of bullcrap on Pornhub’s Twerking Butt, because the only difference between the classic and the deluxe is that the classic doesn’t include the twerking mode, which is the entire point of the product.

At any rate, twerking function or not, I have little doubt that if you’re in the market to hump a robotic butt, this is probably a safe bet. The scientists over at Pornhub haven’t let us down yet.

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