Twitter Reacts To The News That Jessica Simpson Finally Had Her Baby

05.01.12 5 years ago

You guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but the longest gestation period in human history came to an end today when Jessica Simpson gave birth to a girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson. Sources close to the baby tell UPROXX exclusively that the child came out of the womb/wound smelling like cough drops, mothballs, tobacco and mahogany — the first baby believed to smell so aged on day one of its life — and will be hittin’ up Piccadilly with Larry King for the Early Bird special before playing Bingo at the VFW hall later today.
Ba-dum-dum.
Anyway, Twitter was, as you can imagine, on fire after the news broke. A few of my favorite reaction tweets are after the jump. Enjoy!

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