Ugly Bowl Voting: AFC East Round 2

03.06.14 4 years ago 22 Comments


Another week has passed, and that brings us another week closer to finding out who the ultimate winner of the 2013-2014 Ugly Bowl will be.  But first, the divisions in the AFC need to be decided.


In the first round of AFC East voting, Frank Summers triumphed over the Dolphins’ Brian Hartline by a slim margin of less than a single percentage point through a combination of his unfortunate hair, his unfortunate facial hair, and his asymmetrical eye black.


Standing in his way of the AFC East title is Nick Folk, who would actually look pretty great if he were that 2007 Subaru Outback-driving lesbian friend you go to alt-country shows with, but unfortunately for him, he’s the placekicker for the Jets.

Your votes will decide the AFC East.  As always, the question is:

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