Revenge is a dish best served with a pile of dog feces. A Washington D.C. woman was sick and tired of someone stealing packages from her doorstep, sick and tired of spending money on items she never saw—so she concocted a plan. It involved her dogs, lots of food and a trusty shovel.
You can probably see where this is going.
“I think he was probably thinking, ‘Oh crap’ while looking at the crap,” said Andrea Hutzler.
With the help of her two dogs, she says she figured out a way to put the brakes on a number of package thefts in her D.C. neighborhood.
“I have a shovel that I use to pick up their dog poo,” she said. “So instead of just shoveling it into a garbage bag, I shoveled it into a box.”
Unfortunately there’s no money shot, there’s no actual footage of the thief coming face-to-face with the poop. We’ll just have to envision our dear burglar opening the box and getting the steam facial he deserves.