People Have Very Strong Feelings About This Watermelon Cutting Tutorial Gone Horribly Wrong

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05.03.17 6 Comments

The above video comes to us compliments of the Food Network, lest you worry that someone is going to lose a finger or pull a disgusting worm out of that thing, as Twitter user @early very correctly notes, “ok I’m sorry but I guarantee this is the worst video you will see today.” Because make no mistake, my friends, it is still probably the worst thing you will see today.

She even follows up with the tweet:

It all starts out as a pretty innocuous tutorial on the best way to cut a watermelon, which — according to the man in the video — is to cut the melon in half, lay it down on a cutting board, and cut each half into a grid to give you the perfect shaped and sized pieces. Hey, thanks for the tip, guy!

The video could have easily ended right there, but my man continues, instructing the viewer to then trim off the rinds, add skewers (fine, but not really necessary) and add a pinch of salt. Some people like a little salt sprinkled on their melon! We’re not gonna hold that against anybody!

But then … Then! No, you know what, I’ll wait while you watch the thing for yourself. Go ahead and meet me down below.

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