Whatcha Gonna Do When Dreamboat Runs Wild On You?

01.02.14 4 years ago 39 Comments


It seems Patriots tight end Matthew Mulligan has been in touch with Hulk Hogan in recent weeks, as the Hulkster posted a video to his Facebook wall proclaiming his love for the Patriots. He also seemed to be suggesting that he sent a title belt to the Patriots to fire them up for their postseason run.

“You know, Matthew Mulligan, brother. I got something for ya, but I’m not gonna tell you about it right now. First off, big fan of the team, brother. Love the Patriots, man. You know, my daughter was engaged to a Dallas Cowboy for a while but now I’m ready to go up and beat the whole team up, man. Because I am a Patriots fan. I love New England, brother. And I was the champion for a long time up in your area, brother. But I got something for ya. With the world title belt around your waist and hanging in the locker room with the Patriots, you guys got a piece of Hulk Hogan there, jack. Right in New England. You got a piece of Hulk Hogan. And what that meeeeaaans, brother, is if you get tired, if Brady gets tired, or if anybody’s knees wobble, their back cracks or their liver quivers, brother, you can TAKE one of the largest arms in the world, Hulk Hogan’s arm. You can strap it to your hips and you can score as many touchdowns as you want, brother. So what are the Patriots gonna do now that they got Hulk Hogan running with all of you RAWRRRR [mock punches camera]”

That was fun to transcribe. Really wish I could have just embedded the video, but you have to go to Facebook to watch it.

What this all means is the Patriots will fall behind to seemingly insurmountable odds, only to hulk out and win out of nowhere. Kind of like their regular season win over the Broncos. Just this time, Hulk Hogan will show up at the end and do the big boot and atomic leg drop with Brady.


No doubt the refs would let that slide.


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