Completely reliable English paper Daily Star published an article titled “NINTENDO WII MADE ME NYMPHO!” (Stay classy, British press.) They interviewed Amanda Flowers, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester, who claims a fall from her Wii Fit damaged a nerve and now she is cursed with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, sometimes having orgasms from any surrounding vibrations, like food processors and the cell phone she suspiciously still leaves on “vibrate”. The poor dear!
“With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.” [Daily Star]
I only have one question. Well, okay, lots of questions, but only one I can write here: how exactly did she fall off the Wii and how/on what did she land? This is important. In the interests of the “retest” step of the scientific method, I have to repeat her results in your sister. Oh, snap. (Just don’t snap too forcefully, or, you know . . . the vibration.)
Below is a video of the only Wii-related injury I’ll ever accomplish:
[Hat tip to HuffingtonPost]