Woman Fakes Her Own Death To Escape Creep She Met Online, Has Hilarious Texts To Prove It

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Ann Gray, 29, says she went on three dates with a man she met through an online dating site. After their third date, she decided she didn’t want to see him anymore, so she told him it “wasn’t working for her.”

That didn’t work, and things started to get creepy. According to Ann, “He continued to message me and the day came when he sent me one stating ‘I think we need to have a date tonight! I will be around your house in 30 minutes.'”

So she resorted to exceedingly desperate measures to deflect the clinger. According to The Mirror, which is running a series on “bad date stories,” Ann tried to end things with the following duplicitous text message:


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Obviously that did not work. So she added another layer to her deceit:


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