“By Any Means Necessary…”

10.28.09 8 years ago 9 Comments

Philly fans are wild. I’ll leave it at that. With the World Series set to start tonight in the Bronx, you better believe it’s the hottest ticket in either town seeing as how Philly and New York are only separated by a few hours. Although I do expect Phillies fans to let their presence be known, there’s one who won’t be making the trip. Meet Susan Finkelstein.

Susie happens to be a devout Phillies fan and will go to any length to prove her loyalty. And by ANY, I mean ANY…

Investigators say Finkelstein posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist that stated she was a die-hard Phillies fan and buxom blonde in desperate need of two World Series tickets.

Police say her posting went on to say the price was negotiable and that “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

An undercover officer responded to the ad. Police say Finkelstein offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets.

If it’s one thing I took from all this, Susie’s a fighter, so I doubt one little prostitution charge will kill her dream of seeing her Phightin’ Phils in the ‘Fall Classic’ for the second consecutive season. No word yet on what she plans on doing to get to Game 2.

On a completely unrelated side note, look for Jay-Z and Alicia to perform their ode to NY prior to the first pitch. Somewhere, you have to believe Lil’ Mama is contemplating…


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