If you’ve been on social media at all today, you’ve likely seen countless memes floating around to remind us to thank our hardworking veterans for their brave service in the United States military. But whether you personally reach out to a friend or loved one who has served, make a charitable donation, or pay a visit to a memorial, your efforts likely pale in comparison to one Florida woman who is really going out of her way to brighten the lives of our veterans.
Jenny Jizz, as she goes by, is an adult entertainer who will be appearing at Florida’s infamous sex and debauchery compound The Sausage Castle (one Uproxx staffer describes it as “white trash hedonism”) to give blow jobs to veterans to help them blow off some steam (no pun intended) on this Veteran’s Day. Mike Busey, the founder of The Sausage Castle, got the idea during the Castle’s annual Halloween party, when Ms. Jizz supposedly went out to the middle of the dance floor and started giving blowjobs out to strangers left and right.
“Every year, I do something with the veterans out of appreciation and respect for their service,” he says. In the past, Busey would invite veterans who followed him on social media to send him their contact information, and he would order them food from their local pizza shops. He says he would rack up 500 to 1,000 dollars in charges from New York, North Carolina, Japan, Hawaii—wherever.
After Halloween, he teamed up with Jizz to plan the Castle’s Veterans Day celebration. “I was basically like, ‘Hey, you’re suckin’ dicks for free. Why don’t you suck dicks for a noble cause?'” Busey says.
Say what you will, but for what it’s worth, the guy is certainly well-intentioned. Busey says that he plans to take any veterans who show up to a dinner and a show at Orlando’s Medieval Times, of all places, before heading back to The Sausage Castle for “the grand finale.” Hey, they’ve earned it.
(Via Broadly)