You’re Tardy to Smarty Cromartie’s Hearty Bacardi Party

11.14.13 4 years ago 11 Comments


New York Jets cornerback, and industrial-strength broadcast seeder, Antonio Cromartie who is probably best known for mentally taking a play off during HBO’s Hard Knocks when asked to name his ten children, apparently got the ol’ nut cut back in 2011, feeling that ten children was probably enough.

In Nicholas Dawidoff’s new, thoroughly-titled book, Collision Low Crossers: A Year Inside the Turbulent World of NFL Football, it’s reported that Cromartie, (who has at least three more children than any one country’s average) got himself fixed near the end of the 2011 season.

“Walk-throughs the day before the game were uninteresting to most players, but not to Cromartie, who could never spend enough time on a football field. Cro had recently submitted to a vasectomy — ‘I got snipped,’ as he told [Dawidoff].

So if you were keen on getting on some of Cromartie’s popular, single malt football formula, looks like you’ll have to settle for a Rodgers-Cromartie blend, because Antonio’s currently out of stock.


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