Zombie Barbie: Finally A Barbie Doll We Can Support

10.20.11 6 years ago 2 Comments

Oh, Barbie still likes going to the mall, only she’s going there because living people with warm brains are holed up inside.

Some possible accessories I’d like to suggest:

– A Ken doll head with the brains partially scooped out.

– A Barbie van armored and modified with slots for chain saws to slide out, guns to poke out and polls to push zombies off the spikes.

– A zombie cheerleader outfit, because, duh.

– A fortified Barbie house with the lowered stairs removed, a retractable ladder to the upper floors, and stores of ammo, food and water.

Check out a gnarly image of this doll in the package after the jump or purchase a zombie Barbie here at Etsy user RuthlessObjects page.

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