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Al Qaeda Targeting Obama’s Grandma In Kenya

Well you just knew that the Al Qaeda pricks, what remains of their ass-backwards little jihad boys club anyway, would be looking to retaliate against the U.S. for the killing of Osama Bin Laden, but I, and I’m sure most people, fully expected them to do so with some half-baked backpack bomb on the subway sort of sh*t. Instead, they’re apparently looking to go waaaay dirty: According to an ABC News report, Al Qaeda is targeting President Obama’s paternal grandmother — the one living in Kenya who all the birther idiots still insist once said that her grandson was born in Kenya.

Security has been increased around the home of President Barack Obama’s step-grandmother in Kenya after an African al Qaeda branch issued a personal threat against her, police said today.

Kenyan police told ABC News they are patrolling round the clock after Al Shabaab, the Somalia-based branch of al Qaeda, threatened the life of Sarah Obama.

Though security had been added to the elder Obama’s house the day after bin Laden was killed in fear of reprisals, the number of patrolling officers has ballooned since Al Shabaab’s threat was issued. One police chief told ABC News he now had enough officers “to patrol the entire village.”

Al Qaeda, do you really want to f*ck with the maw-maw of a guy who just shot your daddy in the face? Do you, really? I think you guys need to think this through. Have you seen the Godfather trilogy?

Here’s video of the ABC News on the matter that was made by Brian Ross this morning…

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