Did you know that Donald Trump has a lot of friends? It’s true! Tons of friends! So many friends! Much like his love affair with the word “disgusting,” Trump really seems to get his rocks off by reminding everyone that so and so “is a friend of mine,” whether it be Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, Tom Brady, Chris Christie, Herman Cain, a Chinese person, Muslims, reporters, and so on and so forth.
Thankfully, the editing team over at Jimmy Kimmel Live helpfully put together the above clip so we could all revel in Donald Trump’s many friends. I feel like there’s a “with friends like these, who needs enemies” joke buried in here somewhere, but I don’t want to get assaulted by a Trump supporter for making it. (More friends!)