A Pair Of Protesters Tried To Perform An Exorcism On Ted Cruz With Nauseating Results

When it comes to political protests or stunts, this pair in New Hampshire are on a new level. The only problem is that level is likely in the fiery pits of Hell, or will be once Ted Cruz is elected president. The pair interrupted a Cruz campaign stop in New Hampshire, according to the Dallas Morning News — all the way in New Hampshire — and their method was an attempt at exorcism:

“Ted Cruz look in the mirror and let the evil spirit depart!” said one of the men, shouting, “He’s possessed by a demon!”

People began booing. Cruz made a quip about the Bernie Sanders campaign trying to disrupt him. The man and his less theatrical partner kept on, as a policeman shooed them toward an exit at Tuckaway Tavern and Butchery.

“He’s possessed by a demon! The demon has to leave. That’s why the body is so disgusting to look at!” the man said. Why the mirror? So “the evil can confront itself. Evil body! Evil spirit. Look yourself in the mirror!” he shouted.

A real candidate would’ve faced the demon within and struck down the intruders to his speech. It’s well noted that Nixon taped his conversations with the demon within him and that Reagan’s demon tore out Jimmy Carter’s soul on its first day in office. Cruz clearly has a long way to go.

The Dallas Morning News did catch up with the men before they exited the building, leading to another odd, hilarious exchange:

“We just had to get rid of the evil spirit. I hope it works,” the man said, acting as though a belch or barf were building. “He’s very hard to be in the same room with. We had to exorcise some sort of disgusting evil spirit. There’s a reason that the body is so haggard and disgusting, and the face, and it’s all so weathered and gross and hard to look at.

“And it’s because he’s possessed by a demon. Being in the room with evil so close, it’s just hard to even comprehend. The evil is so deep-rooted and maybe if it had to confront itself,”

And then, as you’ll see in the clip below, our God warriors begin to retch and head for fresh air. It’s genius and they picked a candidate that isn’t primed to toss out anybody at the sign of a disturbance. He is a bit weak on confrontations according to some other folks on the campaign trail.

(Via Dallas Morning News / Daily Dot / Raw Story)