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Sarah Palin Apparently Doesn’t Know Bush Isn’t Still President

In a speech at Colorado Christian University last night, bloodlusty reality TV person Sarah Palin artfully managed to discuss the Bin Laden killing without mentioning President Obama’s name a single time throughout her entire speech. Or maybe her delusions have finally gotten the best of her and she really believes George W. Bush is still in the White House?

Reports the Denver Post:

“Their courage and their determination brought us justice,” Palin said of those who hunted the terrorist figurehead for nearly 10 years. “They know that freedom isn’t free. It’s a God-given right and worth fighting for.”

Palin never mentioned President Barack Obama by name — instead saying, “We thank President (George W.) Bush for having made the right calls to set up this victory.”

The death of the man Palin called “the public face of Islamic terrorism” struck a recurring chord throughout “Tribute to the Troops,” which had been in the works long before bin Laden’s death.

Later in the speech, the dimwitted former Alaska governor thanked Ronald Reagan’s ghost for inventing the iPad2 and for writing the script for “Fast Five.”

But seriously … even Dick Cheney — DICK FREAKIN’ CHENEY — offered praise for the way Obama led the whole operation.

“The administration clearly deserves credit for the success of the operation,” Cheney told ABC News. “We all owe him the same sense of satisfaction that I’m sure they feel.”

God, Sarah Palin is such a d*ck.

(Illustration by Zina Saunders)

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