As the Republican party continues to descend into flames and Trump gets closer to the official nomination, it is time to officially say goodbye to Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign. After failing to win Indiana, despite his conspiratorial plans to do otherwise, Cruz ended his hopes for the White House. Of course, of course, he couldn’t leave the race without one more cringe-inducing moment. As he went to hug his wife Heidi team on stage, he accidentally elbowed her right in the face.
Naturally, the internet took pleasure in one man’s failure to become the most powerful man in the world. Because that is what the internet does.
First, the political pundits chimed in on the announcement:
Then came everybody else. Let’s just say there was a lot of piling on in the wake of the news breaking.
Never change, Ted. At least now you can run free and resume Zodiac Killer activities in relative peace.