On their way back from to the U.S. from visiting Ireland and pounding some Guinness, the Obamas paid a visit to the British royal family. And, of course, there are photos of their meeting floating around the web today. Here are a few of my favorites, complete with captions detailing the exact dialogue you and I both know is taking place. Enjoy…
“Look, the Queen is quite gassy, but try to suppress your giggles when she toots, okay?”
“They told you that I told don’t look black people in the eye, right?”
“I tell you old boy, I’ve ridden a lot of horses in my day, and by far the best horse I’ve ever ridden is Camilla.”
“You’ll be staying in the same suite we stayed in on our wedding night, but don’t worry — we both did way too much ecstasy and cocaine to be able to do anything that night.”
“Um, no honey, you can’t get this sort of shine by washing your hair in water. Only peasant tears will do.”
“Everyone say tea!”
“Nothing punctuates a sturdy sword quite like a big black head, eh Obama?!”
