“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” – Patches O’Houlihan
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Damn, how much can D-Will bench press? Pozdrawiam czytelnikÃ³w z Polski:)
LMAO “THE LAKERS SUCKKKKKKK” and i’m a lakers fan hahahahahahaha
STAGED? even so it would still be funny to see on the street
thats the funniest thing you’ll see in Utah…
the lakers suck bit was funny imagine players from another team coming out of nowhere and hitting u with dodgeballs
Sweet headband, Kyle.
LOL – Techno music by Masha Kirlenko!!!!
LMFAO!!! dude getting pegged in the stall!!!
Best thing Korver has ever done
What’s with dime hating on “small” cities? Cmon NY isn’t the “fun” city in the world
Hahaha!!! I get it!!! Because Utah is all farms and white people, especially Salt Lake!! LOL UTAH SUCKS!!! I LOVE TO BASH PLACES THAT I’VE NEVER BEEN TO!!!! FRICK UTAH, frickers, fricking BORING place to be thats sure!!! Lol. I hate utah. I hate it so much. Utah sux. Utah SUXXXX. SUXX BIG TIME.
Some of the best comical spots I’ve seen NBA players do. Just all around fun!
ok this is funny
HAHAHAHAHA! Iowa sucks!
I want to reinforce my hatred for utah as nothing good has ever come out of that barren abortion of a state, desolate in every sense and every layer of the word, devoid of worth, devoid of value, devoid of actual human beings, the inhabitants the trash husks of the world, a garbage vortex with six points in the mountainous west, where nothing of any creative veracity can germinate, an infestation, an eyesore of america, a mistake. polygamists AND BORING. A DUST BOWL. I’VE NEVER BEEN THERE
HIRE ME DIME
wow . . . touched a nerve there . . . right 43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 ?
I’ve never been to SLC, Utah; but I have lived in small towns before. You don’t need 1500k+ people moving around on a subway system and guys getting mugged / ladies getting raped to be living in a good city/state. That said, this is a much better video than the one Kobe did a few years ago telling people to trade Bynum, or he’ll leave the Lakers . . .
oh yeah, forgot about that one, huh?
HELLO I’M GOING TO WRITE A SNIDE, SOLIPSISTIC HEADLINE TO AN ARTICLE BECAUSE ANY PLACE THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE OF MY PURVIEW OF REALITY IS AUTOMATICALLY WORTH LESS THAN MY CURRENTLY INHABITED SETTING
IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE ROOM WITH ME, YOU MAY AS WELL BE DEAD, AS I REFUSE TO RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND VALIDITY AS A HUMAN BEING
WE ENJOY OUR CORPORATE CULTURE OF ARROGANT, CONDESCENDING NIHILISM
~ Dime Magazine Motto, circa 2009
i had that typed out before i saw your response and i didn’t want to delete it. peace out.
i’m goign to kill myself if someone doesn’t change the title of this article
43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 — dude. chill out. it’s just dime magazine — like what, a Top 30 NBA blog out there on the internet? one that spends a lot of time discussing sneakers and urban hoops ‘culture’ as opposed to the actual game? it’s going to be alright. just forget about it.
@43t9fisldjfdsfqo9rg3 – in none of your posts do you say anything about the UTAH JAZZ. you should probably be posting on a travel forum and not a hoops forum… as the great Kenny Powers would say, “You’re f’ing out”
@thenatural In his defense, the title of the article doesn’t say : “Boring Summer? Imagine being a Utah Jazz player”. No, it says : “Boring Summer? Imagine living in Utah”. That has nothing to do with Basketball, hoops, shoes, travel, or anything other than living in Utah.
People from Utah who love it get pretty sick of people shitting all over it. The only thing wrong with Utah is their stupid liquor laws.
This is KINDA funny, but.. to sum it up as Imagine a summer in Utah? what the fuck? u came up with a name for this one yourself? dude, snap out of whatever u on quick, cuz imagine a summer in Burma, how would that be like? shittier than some mall stalls? hows bout a Somalia summer?.. no jEFFIN CHENse..
Ebony and Ivory throwing some volleyballs around a mall toilet (oh wait, Utah might get boring, i totally get it now), and what a way for D-Will to crossover and get in the nike mainstream fag-a-sphere down low promo schemes based around youtube, teaming up with this headband senior aerobics coach looking guy..
the funniest one was when they hit the guy on the steps lol he jumped right up like he as really ready 2 fight somebody and even started chasing them! lol that one seemed too real to be staged cuz he was embarrased as hell that his girl saw him get clowned like that
i hereby vow to do everything in my power to disrupt your progression in the sporting world, Mr. Jeff Chen. i am going to relinquish control of my body to hatred and virtually curse your articles, a Internet suicide bomber, undeterred, completely focused, wholly consumed and obsessed with causing your professional failure until you change the title of this article. i will be relentless. i have nothing. i have nothing so i can give everything of myself to burning down this sliver of mutual world we share. this, Mr. Chen, is scorched earth. i don’t care about furthering or improving myself in any way — i only want to see your shambling career put out of its misery.
i want you to fix this. i want you to make this right. change the title of this article. change it. please.
I live in Chicago but grew up in Utah….thus I’m a huge Jazz fan. I’m hooked on the Dime because they are one of the few publications out there who will actually give a shout out to small market teams. You don’t mention every positive thing out of Utah, but enough to gain my respect. You just need to give D-Will a cover, dude is ill!
dude — seriously, cool it. dime is all about hitcounts, and getting ad money from the website. that’s the financial motive of doing things like this, or disparaging the GTA as a ‘small market’, etc.
i will prob enter