The 2016-17 Chicago Bulls are a big bag of question marks and potentially fast-ticking time bombs.
After signing Dwyane Wade and Rajon Rondo in July — two ball-dominant stars staring down the barrel of their thirties without their former athleticism — to then put around franchise player Jimmy Butler, the Bulls decidedly didn’t embrace the youth movement they had suggested undertaking at the end of a sourly disappointing 2015-16 campaign. This instead is a pivot into a mainstream-concerned roster weirdness that, while it suggests tons of fun of the cultural and celebrity kind, is perhaps too complicated, both emotionally and tactically, for sophomore head coach Fred Hoiberg to organize into an Eastern Conference contender.
What, though, if things worked out? What if these disparate, intricate puzzles of men formed a selfless and highly effective trio under the guidance of Hoiberg? How would that even look?
The most important hurdle towards this goal, for starters, is ball movement. Wade, Rondo, and Butler all lack fear-inspiring shooting depth — Butler is below 35 percent on his career, while Rondo and Wade are frighteningly worse, both shooting less than 30 percent. Doug McDermott projects to be the best three-point shooter on the team, but he’s still a big concern defensively and in most other regards as he enters his third season.
The best way for any team without a true three-point threat to compensate for their lack of presence at the arc is by way of a kinetic offense, in which the balls flies freely and is allowed to be what it is on all great teams: the fastest, most active player on the floor. Butler and Wade are both known to hold the rock for long stretches of time, dribbling and juking their defenders into submission over an extended series of tricks and slips before shooting, and Rondo — while a perennial league-leader in the assist category — takes a sort of artistic license himself with every possession. The former Boston Celtics, Dallas Mavericks, and Sacramento Kings point guard has bounced around the league in recent years at least in part due to the stubborn streak he takes on when teammates and coaches don’t share his grid-breaking vision for the game.