Draymond Green’s NSFW Snap Got Him An Offer From The Porn Industry To Star In ‘Drayzilla’

08.02.16 3 years ago
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Once again, the NBA news cycle begins its day with mention of Draymond Green and genitalia. After the Golden State Warriors star and current Team USA forward accidentally sent a Snapchat of his precious pole out to the world — instead of in a private message — Green got offered a role in an upcoming porn production.

TMZ Sports reports that the proposed deal is in the six-figure range, with Vivid Entertainment offering Green a starring role in a film called Drayzilla. We can only imagine that this feature would show Green, in the nude, taking down Mothra by kicking it in the private area repeatedly.

This on the heels of Green’s suspension for a game in the NBA Finals for too many assaults on the junk of first Steven Adams and then LeBron James, and after his misdemeanor arrest in East Lansing, Michigan after slapping a trash-talking fan in the face. There’s suddenly no question who the most controversy-ready player in the league is, and the occasional Dennis Rodman comparison is now seeming quite apt.

Also, it’s been speculated that Dray is already familiar with at least one other former adult film star.

This can’t be exactly what Team USA executive Jerry Colangelo had in mind when he signed a champion glue guy to his Olympic team. Draymond is too messy to be the kind of bland, proud patriot we usually see at the Olympics, which makes him perfect for the USA squad. We’re proud of our knuckleheads.

(TMZ Sports; H/T Bleacher Report)

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